Is it really？
I have never heard such a story.
Well, I will look it up a bit.
 
This,you went fishing with your sons
in Russia in 2004.
Is not it a picture
when you hooked your face with a hook?
It is on the net.
 
Is that so?
But please tell the people in Japan better.
 
I understand.
 
To everyone in Japan,
Mr. Jack Nicklaus says as follows.
 
「これは確かに
　釣り針に鼻が引っ掛かった時の写真ではあるが、
 
　帝王ジャック・ニクラウスの数多い経験から言うと、
　打ち込まれた玉が顔面に当たった時は
　ちょうどこんな感じになるから、
　打ち込みには十分に注意をしてくれ。」
 
ということです。
 
translation:　
“This is certainly a photo of my nose getting caught on a fishing hook, but from the many experiences of the emperor Jack Nicklaus,
 
this is exactly what happens when the ball you hit hits someone else’s face, so please be careful when you hit it.”
 
that’s it.）
 
What did you say?
 
I said,
“If you hit a ball on Jack Nicklaus
you will cry.”
 
Was it so obvious?
I feel like you were not even saying
Jack Nicklaus, though.
 
Just different pronunciations in Japanese and English.
 
Well then, please say this.
 
Since there is no one
who hits the ball against a person deliberately,
So without lifting your eyes and gazing at it,
Please forgive your opponent who apologizes.
 
It is splendid.
 
You think so, are not you?
No matter where I go all over the world,
everyone thinks this story is wonderful.
Hahahahahaha
 
 
 
Sorry, Mr. Jack.
This is a Japanese funny story.
 
2017.10.30