Do you know the goddess of golf?
It may seem like superstition.
But it certainly exists.
Let’s prove it.
It is believed at least in Japan.
 

 
Now his job is a fighting dwarf on the green.
He works according to the instructions
of the Japanese golf goddess.
 
“What kind of thing is being specifically done?”
 
“When the pat of the goddess’s supporters is
about to come off,
I pushed into the cup from outside. “
 
“People who wins the championship
are going to cup in like they are sucked in,
but are you doing that?”
 
“Well, well.
Enemy ‘s balls are stretched and stopped
just before the cup – in,
I often hurt my body at that time. “
 
“How is this?
The ball that licked the edge of the cup
jumped out of the cup rapidly.”
 
“That is easy and easy.
It only pushes the balls toward the slope
before the center of gravity enters the cup.
Since it is a slope,
it also gains momentum. “
 
“Indeed, I think that
it is contrary to the laws of physics.
That was it.
By the way,
What is your future goal? “
 
“Next year I heard from the goddess
that we plan to support Sakura Yokomine
on the stage of overseas LPGA.”
 
“Is that so,
can Yokomine next year be able to expect?”
 
“I will do my best to be that way.
Please continue your encouragement. “
 
“Is that so.
We look forward to your continued
active participation on the green in the future.
Thank you very much. “
 
ピコ太郎を目指し、
三河イングリッシュでリメイクしてみました。
いつか、欧米・アフリカ系の方々が
サンベルを闊歩するようになるかもしれません。
 
その時は、メンバーの皆様、
親切にご案内をお願いします。
 
なお、ラインを聞かれたときには、
くれぐれもレフトとライトを間違えないよう
お願いいたします。
 
2017.10.24
Aiming to imitate Pikotaro, I tried remaking it in Mikawa English.
One day, people of European, American and African descent may be strolling through Sanbel.
 
At that time, we ask all members to kindly guide them.
 
When you are asked about the putting line, please be careful not to confuse left and right.